There is an incentive to functionalise hydroxyapatite (HA) for orthopaedic implant use with bioactive agents to encourage superior integration of the implants into host bone. One such agent is (3S) 1-fluoro-3-hydroxy-4-(oleoyloxy) butyl-1-phosphonate (FHBP), a phosphatase-resistant lysophosphatidic acid (LPA) analogue. We investigated the effect of an FHBP-HA coating on the maturation of human (MG63) osteoblast-like cells. Optimal coating conditions were identified and cell maturation on modified and unmodified, control HA surfaces was assessed. Stress tests were performed to evaluate coating survivorship after exposure to mechanical and thermal insults that are routinely encountered in the clinical environment. MG63 maturation was found to be three times greater on FHBP-modified HA compared to controls (p < 0.0001). There was no significant loss of coating bioactivity after autoclaving (P = 0.9813) although functionality declined by 67% after mechanical cleaning and reuse (p < 0.0001). The bioactivity of modified disks was significantly greater than that of controls following storage for up to six months (p < 0.001). Herein we demonstrate that HA can be functionalised with FHBP in a facile, scalable manner and that this novel surface has the capacity to enhance osteoblast maturation. Improving the biological performance of HA in a bone regenerative setting could be realised through the simple conjugation of bioactive LPA species in the future. Depicted is a stylised summary of hydroxyapatite (HA) surface modification using an analogue of lysophosphatidic acid, FHBP. a HA surfaces are simply steeped in an aqueous solution of 2 μM FHBP. b The polar head group of some FHBP molecules react with available hydroxyl residues at the mineral surfaces forming robust HA-O-P bonds leaving acyl chain extensions perpendicular to the HA surface. These fatty acyl chains provide points of integration for other FHBP molecules to facilitate their self-assembly. This final surface finish enhanced the human osteoblast maturation response to calcitriol, the active vitamin D3 metabolite.