A unified strategy for the total synthesis of the methyl esters of all phytoprostane (PhytoP) classes bearing two ring-oxygen atoms based on an orthogonally protected common precursor is described. Racemic 16-F-, 16-E-PhytoP and their C-16 epimers, which also occur as racemates in Nature, were successfully obtained. The first total synthesis of very sensitive 16-D-PhytoP succeeded, however, it quickly isomerized to more stable, but so far also unknown Δ-16-D-PhytoP, which may serve as a more reliable biomarker for D-type PhytoP. The dioxygenated cyclopentane ring carrying the ω-chain with the oxygen functionality in the 16-position was approached by a radical oxidative cyclization mediated by ferrocenium hexafluorophosphate and TEMPO. The α-chain was introduced by a new copper-catalyzed alkyl-alkyl coupling of a 6-heptenyl Grignard reagent with a functionalized cyclopentylmethyl triflate.