Zirconium-based metal−organic frameworks have emerged as promising materials for detoxifying chemical warfare agents (CWAs) due to their remarkable stability and porosity. However, their practical application is hindered by issues with their powder form and poor catalytic performance in solid-phase degradation. To address these challenges, herein, a granular MOF-808 metal− organic gel (G808) is prepared under optimized conditions for catalytic degradation of the simulant 2-chloroethyl ethyl sulfide (2-CEES), a sulfide blister agent, in a neat state under different humidity conditions. The detoxification performance of G808 toward 2-CEES is significantly enhanced as the content of water present increases. The half-life of 2-CEES decontaminated by G808 can be shortened to 816 s, surpassing those of many other benchmark materials. To confirm the mechanism of catalytic degradation, we used gas chromatography, gas chromatography−mass spectrometry, and theoretical calculations. The findings revealed that hydrolysis was the predominant route. Additionally, granular G808 was reusable and adaptable to high-moisture environments, making it an excellent protective material with practical potential.