Dialysis access literature is full of allegories borrowed from Greek mythology-names of Achilles, Hercules, and Pandora have been used to describe many challenges encountered by nephrologists. Following this tradition, we add the study by Diep et al. to the list of publications dedicated to the disentanglement of factors hindering our efforts to create a perfect vascular access for dialysis-a truly Sisyphean task.Dialysis access failure remains a significant barrier to providing adequate RRT. Autologous arteriovenous fistula (AVF) placement is the preferred access modality for most patients when developing an "ESKD Life Plan," given the well-documented benefits compared with tunneled vascular catheters (TVC), including