HEREIN, WE REPORT A MILD PHOTOCATALYTIC REDOX‐NEUTRAL DEHYDRATION OF ARYL‐1,2‐ETHANEDIOLS FORMING THE RESPECTIVE METHYL KETONES. IN THE PROPOSED MECHANISTIC CYCLE AN INITIAL HYDROGEN ATOM ABSTRACTION (HAT) IS FOLLOWED BY A 1,2‐SPIN CENTER SHIFT (SCS) AS KEY STEPS. INTERESTINGLY, EOSIN Y WAS FOUND TO ACT AS A PRE‐CATALYST DISSOCIATING INTO A CATALYTICALLY ACTIVE MIXTURE UNDER IRRADIATION. TO THE BEST OF OUR KNOWLEDGE, THIS EXEMPLIFIES THE FIRST SYNTHETIC UTILIZATION OF EOSIN Y DEGRADATION PRODUCTS. AS A RESULT, OUR REACTION CAN BE REALIZED WITH A SINGLE ORGANIC PHOTOCATALYST AND RELEASES WATER AS A SOLE BY‐PRODUCT.