Molecular platforms are essential components of various surface‐mounted molecular devices. Here, we document the synthesis of two universal triptycene‐based tripodal pedestals featuring terminal alkynes in the axial position. We showcase their versatility by incorporating them into the structures of diverse functional molecules such as unidirectional light‐driven molecular motors, photoswitches, and Brownian molecular rotors using standard cross‐coupling reactions. We also present their fundamental physical properties, including acidity constants, data from differential scanning calorimetry, and crystallographic analysis of two parent and five derived structures. Finally, and importantly, we demonstrate that the photochemical properties of selected photoswitch representatives remain uncompromised when fused with tripods.