While untargeted analysis of biological tissues with ambient mass spectrometry analysis probes has been widely reported in the literature, there are currently no guidelines to standardize the workflows for the experimental design, creation, and validation of molecular models that are utilized in these methods to perform class predictions. By drawing parallels with hurdles that are faced in the field of food fraud detection with untargeted mass spectrometry, we provide a stepwise workflow for the creation, refinement, evaluation, and assessment of the robustness of molecular models, aimed at meaningful interpretation of mass spectrometry-based tissue classification results. We propose strategies to obtain a sufficient number of samples for the creation of molecular models and discuss the potential overfitting of data, emphasizing both the need for model validation using an independent cohort of test samples, as well as the use of a fully characterized feature-based approach that verifies the biological relevance of the features that are used to avoid false discoveries. We additionally highlight the need to treat molecular models as “dynamic” and “living” entities and to further refine them as new knowledge concerning disease pathways and classifier feature noise becomes apparent in large(r) population studies. Where appropriate, we have provided a discussion of the challenges that we faced in our development of a 10 s cancer classification method using picosecond infrared laser mass spectrometry (PIRL-MS) to facilitate clinical decision-making at the bedside.