Directly integrating ceramic vapor chambers into the insulating substrate of semiconductor power devices is an effective approach to solve the problem of heat dissipation. Microgrooves that could be machined directly on the shell plate without contact thermal resistance and mechanical dislocation offer exciting opportunities to achieve high-performance ceramic vapor chambers. In this study, a bioinspired hierarchical microgroove wick (BHMW) containing low ribs via one-step nanosecond pulsed laser processing was developed, as inspired by the Sarracenia trichome. The superwicking behavior of microgrooves with different structural parameters was investigated using capillary rise tests and droplet-spreading experiments. The BHMW exhibited excellent capillary performance and anisotropic hemiwicking performance. At a laser scanning spacing of 30 μm, the BHMW achieved a capillary wicking height of 114 mm within 20 s. The optimized BHMW demonstrated a capillary parameter (ΔP c •K) and an anisotropic hemiwicking ratio of 4.46 × 10 −7 N and 11.93, respectively, which were 1182 and 946% higher than references, as achieved through nanosecond pulsed laser texturing under identical parameters. This work not only develops a high-performance hierarchical alumina microgroove wick structure but also outlines design guidelines for high-performance ceramic vapor chambers for thermal management in semiconductor power devices.