The photochemical activation of dimagnesium(I) compounds, and subsequent high yielding, regioselective reactions with inert arenes are reported. Irradiating benzene solutions of [{(ArNacnac)Mg}2] (ArNacnac=[HC(MeCNAr)2]−; Ar=2,6‐diisopropylphenyl (Dip) or 2,4,6‐tricyclohexylphenyl (TCHP)) with blue or UV light, leads to double reduction of benzene and formation of the “Birch‐like” cyclohexadienediyl bridged compounds, [{(ArNacnac)Mg}2(μ‐C6H6)]. Irradiation of [{(DipNacnac)Mg}2] in toluene, and each of the three isomers of xylene, promoted completely regio‐ and chemo‐selective C−H bond activations, and formation of [(DipNacnac)Mg(Ar′)] (Ar′=meta‐tolyl; 2,3‐, 3,5‐ or 2,5‐dimethylphenyl), and [{(DipNacnac)Mg(μ‐H)}2]. Fluorobenzene was cleanly defluorinated by photoactivated [{(DipNacnac)Mg}2], leading to biphenyl and [{(DipNacnac)Mg(μ‐F)}2]. Computational studies suggest all reactions proceed via photochemically generated magnesium(I) radicals, which reduce the arene substrate, before C−H or C−F bond activation processes occur.