The cluster of four skipped exo‐methylene substituents on the “northern” wing of limaol renders this marine natural product unique in structural terms. This arguably non‐thermodynamic array gains kinetic stability by populating conformations which impede isomerization to a partly or fully conjugated polyene. This analysis suggested that the difficulties encountered in our first total synthesis had not been caused by an overly fragile character of this unusual substructure; rather, an unfavorable steric microenvironment about the spirotricyclic core was accountable. To remedy the issue, the bulky silyl ethers were replaced by acetates; this simple change allowed all problems to be addressed, the overall yield to be multiplied, and the material throughput to be increased more than eighty‐fold per run. Key‐to‐success was a gold‐catalyzed spirocyclization reaction; the reasons why a Brønsted acid cocatalyst is needed and the origin of the excellent levels of selectivity were delineated. The modified protecting group pattern also allowed for a much‐improved fragment coupling process by a reagent controlled asymmetric allylation. Finally, a new route to the “northern” sector was established by leveraging the power of asymmetric hydrogenation of a 2‐pyrone derivative. Limaol was found to combine appreciable antiparasitic activity with very modest cytotoxicity.