“…In this latter mode, academic writing is normalized as a guarantor of Truth, Insight and Knowledge; it rests on presumptions of Order, Logic and Transparency; and it hides the grubby secrets that attend all ‘real‐world’ research behind a smoothly scrubbed, pristine surface that would put the cleanest bathroom to shame. We have, of course, tidied our surfaces somewhat and, as ‘academic scrubbers’, we have engaged in the ‘serious fun’ that attends ‘vigorous … editing, an extension of thinking and … re‐scribing’ (Badley, , p. 262). This has been done not to hide but to enact and foreground our cyborg writing practices as a mode of ‘pollution’ which undercuts presumptions of ‘perfect communication’ (Haraway, , p. 552).…”