A synthesis is reported for 9,10‐dimethyl‐2,3,6,7‐anthracenetetra(thioacetate), an anthracenetetrathiol derivative that may find use in molecular electronics and conducting metal‐organic frameworks (MOFs). The easily accessible 2,3,6,7‐tetrahydroxy‐9,10‐dimethylanthracene was treated with 2‐(4‐pyridyl)ethanethiol in molten p‐toluenesulfonic acid to yield the tetra(thioether), which was methylated and then deprotected with triethylamine in the presence of acetic anhydride to yield 9,10‐dimethyl‐2,3,6,7‐anthracenetetra(thioacetate), a protected form of the tetrathiol. Separately, the first synthesis of benzenepentathiol and streamlined syntheses of 1,2,4,5‐benzenetetra(thioacetate) and benzenehexathiol are reported.