Azoarenes are an important class of molecular photoswitches that often undergo E➝Z isomerization with ultraviolet light and have short Z-isomer lifetimes. We performed density functional theory calculations [PBE0-D3BJ/6-31+G(d,p)] on 26 hemi-azothiophenes and provided design principles for azoarenes featuring red-shifted E-isomer absorption (λmax) and long Z-isomer half-lives (t1/2). Our top candidate has λmax and a t1/2 approaching 360 nm and 279 years, respectively.