We collect various facts related loosely to random Gaussian quadrilaterals in the plane. For example, a side of a degenerate quadrilateral (one point inside three others) has a density that is non-Rayleigh.Let A, B, C be independent random Gaussian points in R 2 , all of which have mean vector zero and covariance matrix identity. The triangle ABC is said to capture the origin if (0, 0) is contained in the convex hull of A, B, C. This event occurs with probability 1/4 and a highly attractive proof appears in [1]. We offer an unattractive proof of the same, with the advantage that (0, 0) can be replaced by an arbitrary location (ξ, η), but the results are available only numerically. As far as is known, a closed-form expression for probabilities does not exist.We then review the variance of the median of three points in R 1 and examine how this might be generalized to four points in R 2 . The convex-hull peeling characterization for order statistics (better: data depth) in the plane is usually said to be distributionally intractible [2,3,4,5]. The reason will become rather clear here! Multivariate integrals are written down, but no attempt is made to evaluate them.Finally, we summarize what is known about random Gaussian quadrilaterals in R 2 and give some simulation-based outcomes. Our hope (as always) is that someone else might be able to break the theoretical logjam and provide a rigorous analysis supporting these.