This study reports the thermodynamics of bound species derived from ethene, propene, n-butene, and isobutene on solid acids with diverse strength and confining voids. Density functional theory (DFT) and kinetic data indicate that covalently bound alkoxides form C-C bonds in the kinetically relevant step for dimerization turnovers on protons within TON (0.57 nm) and MOR (0.67 nm) zeolitic channels and on stronger acids HPW (polyoxometalate clusters on silica). Turnover rates for mixed alkenes give relative alkoxide stabilities; the respective adsorption constants are obtained from in situ infrared spectra. Tertiary alkoxides (from isobutene) within larger voids (MOR, HPW) are more stable than less substituted isomers but are destabilized within smaller concave environments (TON) because framework distortions are required to avoid steric repulsion. Adsorption constants are similar on MOR and HPW for each alkoxide, indicating that binding is insensitive to acid strength for covalently bound species. DFT-derived formation free energies for alkoxides with different framework attachments and backbone length/structure agree with measurements when dispersion forces, which mediate stabilization by confinement in host-guest systems, are considered. Theory reveals previously unrecognized framework distortions that balance the C-O bond lengths required for covalency with host-guest distances that maximize van der Waals contacts. These distortions, reported here as changes in O-atom locations and dihedral angles, become stronger for larger, more substituted alkoxides. The thermodynamic properties reported here for alkoxides and acid hosts differing in size and conjugate-anion stability are benchmarked against DFT-derived free energies; their details are essential to design hostguest pairs that direct alkoxide species toward specific products.zeolites | alkene adsorption | heterogeneous catalysis | density functional theory H ydrocarbon reactions on solid Brønsted acids often involve bound alkene-derived intermediates. Their reactivity and selectivity in C-C bond formation and cleavage and in hydrogen transfer reactions depend on their thermodynamic properties, which reflect, in turn, the properties of the conjugate anion and of the confining voids in microporous solid acids. Weakly bound adsorbed alkanes interact with void walls via dispersion forces at low temperatures without molecular transformations; their unreactive nature allows accurate assessments of their binding properties (1-4). Alkenes interact with protons via H bonding or π-interactions, as well as by proton transfer from strong acids to form alkoxides; the intermediate between these states is a positively charged carbenium ion. The thermodynamics of alkoxide formation remain uncertain because of their very fast oligomerization and β-scission reactions (5, 6), thus requiring indirect inferences from kinetic, spectroscopic, or theoretical methods. This uncertainty is particularly prevalent in isobutene-derived species, for which steric effects may disfavor the f...