This report details the invention of a method to enable syntheses of psychotrimine, 1, and the kapakahines F and B, 2 & 3, on a gram scale and in a minimum number of steps. Mechanistic inquiries are presented for the key enabling quaternization of indole at the C3 position by electrophilic attack of an activated aniline species. Excellent chemo-, regio-, and diastereoselectivities are observed for reactions with o-iodoaniline, an indole cation equivalent. Additionally, the scope of this reaction is broad with respect to the tryptamine and aniline components. The anti-cancer profiles of psychotrimine, 1, and kapakahines F and B, 2 & 3, have also been evaluated.