The synthesis of fully alkylated closo-hexaborate dianions is reported. The reaction of [NBu 4 ][B 6 H 6 H fac ], benzyl bromide, and triethylamine under microwave heating conditions affords persubstituted [NBu 4 ][B 6 (CH 2 Ar) 6 H fac ] (Ar = C 6 H 5 , 4−Br-C 6 H 4 ), which have been isolated and characterized by NMR spectroscopy, mass spectrometry, singlecrystal X-ray diffraction, and other spectroscopic techniques. Electrochemical studies of these clusters reveal an irreversible one-electron oxidation, likely indicating degradative cage rupture. The observed metalfree alkylation is proposed to proceed as a consequence of the pronounced nucleophilic character of the hexaborate anion. This work represents the first example of a perfunctionalized hexaborate cluster featuring B−C bonds.