said, ''Eliminate the impossible and whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.'' Not bad advice for solving a clinicopathological conference (CPC) case, especially considering that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle modeled Holmes after his mentor, the famous diagnostician Dr. Joseph Bell. Here we will test the diagnostic skills of our faculty, Dr. Suchard, with ''The Case of the Underground Illness.'' It began when a 38-year-old man presented to the emergency department (ED) complaining of dyspnea lasting for three months that had worsened over the past two weeks. He was seen at a nearby hospital three days earlier for the same complaint and was given a prescription of azithromycin. He said the medication had not helped and that he was getting worse. Associated symptoms included a productive cough, occasional scant hemoptysis, subjective fever and chills, mild sore throat, night sweats, and malaise. He had no rhinorrhea, chest pain, palpitations, or edema, but his dyspnea on exertion had increased. He also complained of mild diffuse intermittent abdominal pain over the past several months without any nausea, vomiting, or diarrhea. He denied any ill contacts or recent travel.The patient's medications included celecoxib for occasional musculoskeletal pain and ranitidine for presumed gastritis. He had no other medical or surgical history. He worked in construction and lived with his wife and two children, who were all healthy. He denied use of tobacco, ethanol, or any illicit drugs and had emigrated from Mexico roughly five years ago. His review of systems was significant for an unintentional 20-lb weight loss and anorexia over the preceding three months and for flares of a pruritic rash over the past six months.On physical examination, he was a thin, diaphoretic male in moderate respiratory distress. He was afebrile (temperature 36.4°C), with a heart rate of 118 beats/ min, blood pressure of 146/69 mm Hg, and respiratory rate of 30 beats/min. Pulse oximetry was 83% on room air, which increased to 92% when the patient was given supplemental oxygen by nasal cannula at 4 L/ min. The conjunctivae were pale, and there was no scleral icterus. The oral mucous membranes were dry. The patient had decreased breath sounds bilaterally with bibasilar rales but no wheezes or rhonchi. He was tachycardic but had no adventitious heart sounds. His abdomen was slightly distended and had hypoactive bowel sounds but was not tender and had no masses. Rectal examination revealed brown guaiac-positive stool. A serpiginous, raised, erythematous rash was noted on the trunk. The neurologic examination was unremarkable.Electrocardiography revealed a sinus tachycardia, and the results of laboratory studies are listed in Table 1. A chest radiograph (CXR) is shown in Figure 1. A computed tomographic angiogram of the chest was also performed; soft tissue window images revealed cardiomegaly and moderate mediastinal lymphadenopathy, while lung window images showed areas of patchy consolidation and ''ground glass'' infiltrate within the l...