Dark matter could emerge along with the Higgs as a composite pseudo-Nambu-Goldstone boson χ with decay constant f ∼ TeV. This type of WIMP is especially compelling because its leading interaction with the Standard Model, the derivative Higgs portal, has the correct annihilation strength for thermal freeze-out if m χ ∼ O(100) GeV, but is negligible in direct detection exper-*