In "Confucianism and Same-Sex Marriage," published recently in Politics and Religion, Professor Tongdong Bai argues for a "moderate Confucian position on same-sex marriage," one that supports its legalization and yet endeavors "to use public opinion and social and political policies to encourage heterosexual marriages, and to prevent same-sex marriages from becoming the majority form of marriages" (Bai 2021, 146). Against the backdrop of downright homophobia prevalent among vocal Confucians in mainland China today, Bai claims that his pro-legalization rendition "show[s] a different version of Confucianism that challenges the received perception of Confucianism that it is deeply conservative, a perception that often lies at the core of the rejection of its contemporary relevance, especially by the so-called 'liberals' in China and elsewhere" (Bai 2021, 133). Furthermore, Bai claims that his moderate Confucianism is normatively preferrable to "the typical liberal or individualist position" of a marriage equality supporter, because the specter of polygamy-the conservative trope of invoking polygamy as a reductio ad absurdum against same-sex marriage-imposes "a serious challenge" to liberals but not to moderate Confucians (Bai 2021, 146, 153).Both of Bai's claims falter upon scrutiny, however. Granted, it is applaudable that Bai tries to dissuade his more conservative Confucian colleagues from opposing the legalization of same-sex marriage. But as section "Whither Confucianism(s)?" of this Response will show, the alternative rendition of Confucianism he presents, along with the way he presents it, is premised on a highly contested conception of what shared Confucian values are; does injustice to Confucians who embrace marriage equality more unreservedly (i.e., without caveats à la Bai); fails to produce new arguments that "enrich the theoretical basis for same-sex marriage" (Bai 2021, 133); and, ironically, reinforces-rather than "challenges"-the "received perception" of Confucianism as deeply conservative. Meanwhile, section "Who's afraid of the specter of polygamy?" will show that Bai's comparison between liberalism and moderate Confucianism relies