For decades, randomized exponential backoff has provided a critical algorithmic building block in situations where multiple devices seek access to a shared resource. Despite this history, the performance of standard exponential backoff is poor under worst-case scheduling of demands on the resource: (i) subconstant throughput can occur under plausible scenarios, and (ii) each of N devices requires Ω(log N ) access attempts before obtaining the resource. In this paper, we address these shortcomings by offering a new backoff protocol for a shared communication channel that guarantees expected constant throughput with only O(log(log * N )) channel accesses in expectation, even when packet arrivals are scheduled by an adversary. Central to this result are new algorithms for approximate counting and leader election with the same performance guarantees. ).1 Although it is usually fine to conflate the players with their associated packets, we find it useful to distinguish them. For example, in our protocols, players are obliged to do more than merely guarantee that their packet is sent.2 The notation log indicates the logarithm base 2.