A three-terminal Josephson junction biased at opposite voltages can sustain a phase-sensitive dccurrent carrying three-body static phase coherence, known as the "quartet current". We calculate the zero-frequency current noise cross-correlations and answer the question of whether this current is noisy (like a normal current in response to a voltage drop) or noiseless (like an equilibrium supercurrent in response to a phase drop). A quantum dot with a level at energy 0 is connected to three superconductors Sa, S b and Sc with gap ∆, biased at Va = V , V b = −V and Vc = 0, and with intermediate contact transparencies. At zero temperature, nonlocal quartets (in the sense of four-fermion correlations) are noiseless at subgap voltage in the nonresonant dot regime 0/∆ 1, which is demonstrated with a semi-analytical perturbative expansion of the cross-correlations. Noise reveals the absence of granularity of the superflow splitting from Sc towards (Sa, S b ) in the nonresonant dot regime, in spite of finite voltage. In the resonant dot regime 0/∆ < ∼ 1, crosscorrelations measured in the (Va, V b ) plane should reveal an "anomaly" in the vicinity of the quartet line Va + V b = 0, related to an additional contribution to the noise, manifesting the phase sensitivity of cross-correlations under the appearance of a three-body phase variable. Phase-dependent effective Fano factors Fϕ are introduced, defined as the ratio between the amplitudes of phase modulations of the noise and the currents. At low bias, the Fano factors Fϕ are of order unity in the resonant dot regime 0/∆ < ∼ 1, and they are vanishingly small in the nonresonant dot regime 0/∆ 1.