Privileged scaffolds: Breaking the symmetry of 1,4‐diyne scaffolds by nucleophilic amine addition onto one of two equivalent alkynoate units affords chain‐functionalized tetrasubstituted pyrroles with five points of functional diversity and two points for complexity generation. The domino reaction manifold entails an aza‐Michael addition, a 5‐endo‐digonal cyclization, and a [3,3]‐sigmatropic rearrangement.