Thermochronology studies the timing and rates of geologic phenomena based on the radioactive processes occurring within natural minerals. At the same time, these processes damage the mineral, changing its properties over time. Measurements of self-irradiation damage are thus an important part of thermochronologic studies. Such measurements broke ground for: (a) zircon Raman dating, in which the self-irradiation damage itself is a measure of the age of the sample (Härtel, Jonckheere, Wauschkuhn, Hofmann, et al., 2021;Pidgeon, 2014); (b) the refinement of thermochronometers, whose results are influenced by self-irradiation damage, for example, (U-Th)/ He dating (Anderson et al., 2020;Guenthner et al., 2013); and (c) the applicability of provenance studies, using Raman characteristics of detrital zircons to distinguish thermal histories (Garver & Davidson, 2015;Resentini et al., 2020).Zircon (ZrSiO 4 ) substitutes U and Th for Zr in its structure. Disintegration of 238 U, 235 U, 232 Th, and their daughters damages the lattice by the emission of α-particles and the recoil of the daughter nuclei (Bohr, 1948;Joly, 1907;Mügge, 1922). An α-particle displaces ∼10 2 atoms toward the end of its ∼10-20 μm trajectory through the