A previously healthy 56-year-old woman presented to the emergency department with pre-syncopal symptoms that began while she was straining on the toilet. On arrival, the patient complained of a persistent, diffuse abdominal cramping like she ''needed to have a bowel movement.'' She was immediately placed on a monitor. The vitals were: blood pressure 80/50 mmHg, heart rate 60 beats/min, respiratory rate 12/min, oxygen saturation 99% on room air. The physical examination demonstrated a mildly tender epigastrium and brisk peripheral pulses.Bedside emergency ultrasound revealed free fluid in both the splenorenal and hepatorenal views. Two large bore intravenous lines were secured, massive transfusion protocol was initiated, and the patient received two units of O-negative blood. The surgical service was emergently consulted, and the patient was brought for a computed tomography abdomen and pelvis (Fig.