We report the enantioselective total syntheses of zeylenol (+)‐1, as well as its congeners (−)‐7 and 16, and of 3‐O‐debenzoylzeylenone 28. To this end, a new variant of the Kornblum–DeLaMare rearrangement, which utilises neighbouring‐group participation to impart regioselectivity, has been developed. The approach employs photooxygenation of building blocks derived from a microbial arene oxidation product.