Sun-Jupiter decade-scale magnetic entanglement emerges from Wilcox Solar Observatory 1975-2021 N-S [?]150 μT mean-field data, as a global response of solar magnetic fields to the magnetar-type evolution of Jupiter ˜2001-onward global magnetoactivity discovered recently in the 1-6 month (385.8-64.3 nHz) band of Rieger resonance. At extreme [?]20% field variance, the sudden Jovian deviation is so high it forced solar magnetoactivity devolution into inverse-matching response, at effectively moderate [?]1.5% mean-field variance. Thus as Jupiter magnetoactivity evolved sinusoidally, the Sun began mirror-compensating ˜2002 (the epoch of Abbe number drop), reducing its magnetoactivity in decreasingly sinusoidal fashion to solar cycle 24 extreme minimum. For check, 2004-2021 WIND mission data revealed <0.5-var% (<5-dB) calm [?]50 nT interplanetary magnetic field at L1, slightly undulated by the Jupiter evolution impulse, thus excluding solar wind and Sun as impulse sources (confirmed by statistical fidelity waning down Jupiter-L1-Sun diffusion vector spaces, as 10ˆ7-10ˆ3-10ˆ2). Magnetic tangling of stars and hot (<0.1 AU) Jupiters was blamed previously for observed star superflaring 10ˆ2-10ˆ7 times more energetic than the strongest solar flare. Accordingly, the Sun ante-impulse locking is a shock-absorbing mechanism -routine shutter-response to Jupiter recurrent phasing into the flare-brown-dwarf state -with which the Sun enters a grand minimum (sleep mode). As Jupiter intermittently becomes an indirect driver of Earth's climate, the Sun prepares to discharge stored energy as a non-extinction ˜10ˆ32-erg superflare (currently overdue). The mechanism, in which warm/cold Jupiters too trigger (mild) superflares, possibly defends stars against incoming Jupiters.