Socrates may have been the first documented academic that had one's academic freedoms infringed upon, but the threats continue today (albeit less dramatic than the public taking of one's own life). What is the purpose of academic freedom and why is it important for academics to be granted academic freedom? What are the current threats to academic freedoms? This paper will first seek to answer both of those questions from a discourse developed by Lehrfreiheit and Lernfreiheit [1] and held today by current academics. This paper will submit an overview of six ominous and pervasive threats to the academies: 1) Governance/Accreditation, 2) Academic Capitalism, 3) Special Interest, 4) Socialized Conformity, 5) Culture of Fear and 6) Expert Identity. Current examples and experiences will be provided in each category in order to orient the reader. When they occur, identified threats to academic freedoms arguably diminish the integrity of the profession; both academies and academics. The author will conclude by making suggestions to prevent these six threats to one's academy and their academic freedoms. Guarantee an unqualified lifetime appointment. Substantial latitude in the teaching process. Shield from professional misconduct. For "due process." Protect from investigations.