The McMurry reaction of triptindan-9-one (2), a three-fold benzoannelated Cs-symmetrical [3.3.3]propellane ketone, gave trans-9,9′-bitriptindanylidene (5), a sterically crowded stilbene hydrocarbon bearing two E-oriented triptindane moieties, in good yield. Photoisomerization of 5 generated the corresponding cis-stilbene 8 in a photostationary E:Z mixture (55:45), which adopts a similarly crowded C2-symmetrical conformation that is apparently static on the NMR timescale. Photocyclodehydrogenation of 5 via 8 in benzene solution afforded the title hydrocarbon 6, a 1,2,9,10-tetrahydrocyclopenta[hi]acephenanthrylene merged with two triptindane units, in 85% yield. X-ray structure analysis of 6 revealed an essentially planar phenanthrene unit but significant steric repulsion between the pairs of opposite methylene groups of the [3.3.3]propellane cores, giving rise to a C2-symmetrical conformation. Reaction of 2 under modified McMurry conditions (DME instead of THF as a solvent) gave the saturated dimer, 9,9′-bitriptindanyl 7, as a mixture of diastereomers. Attempts to synthesize “columnene” (4), an elusive barrelene derivative fused with two triptindane caps, by three-fold McMurry reaction of triptindane-9,10,11-trione (3) failed.