The frequency and diversity of posttranscriptional modifications add an additional layer of chemical complexity beyond canonical nucleic acid sequence. Methylations are particularly frequently occurring and often highly conserved throughout the kingdoms of life. However, the intricate functions of these modified nucleic acid constituents are often not fully understood. Systematic foundational research that reduces systems to their minimum constituents may aid in unraveling the complexities of nucleic acid biochemistry. Here, we examine the relative intrinsic N-glycosidic bond stabilities of guanosine and five naturally occurring methylguanosines (O2'-, 1-, 7-, N2,N2-di-, and N2,N2,O2'-trimethylguanosine) probed by energy-resolved collision-induced dissociation tandem mass spectrometry and complemented with quantum chemical calculations. Apparent glycosidic bond stability is generally found to increase with increasing methyl substitution (canonical < mono- < di- < trimethylated). Many biochemical transformations, including base excision repair mechanisms, involve protonation and/or noncovalent interactions to increase nucleobase leaving-group ability. The protonated gas-phase methylguanosines require less activation energy for glycosidic bond cleavage than their sodium cationized forms. However, methylation at the N7 position intrinsically weakens the glycosidic bond of 7-methylguanosine more significantly than subsequent cationization, and thus 7-methylguanosine is suggested to be under perpetually activated conditions. N7 methylation also alters the nucleoside geometric preferences relative to the other systems, including the nucleobase orientation in the neutral form, sugar puckering in the protonated form, and the preferred protonation and sodium cation binding sites. All of the methylated guanosines examined here are predicted to have proton affinities and gas-phase basicities that exceed that of canonical guanosine. Additionally, the proton affinity and gas-phase basicity trends exhibit a roughly inverse correlation with the apparent glycosidic bond stabilities.