Significance
Vortex crystals, geometric arrays of like-signed vortices, are observed in natural systems with vastly different space and time scales: at the poles of Jupiter (∼10,000-km radius and lifetime of at least 5 y) and in laboratory experiments with pure-electron plasma (∼3.5-cm radius, lifetime of about 1.7 s). We follow the adage “less is more” and show that minimal physics is required for polar vortex crystals formation and persistence. Crystals, resembling those of Jupiter, form from the free evolution of an unstratified and rapidly rotating fluid in an axisymmetric geometry. An essential ingredient in this minimal model is the decrease of the vertical component of the Coriolis force with distance from the pole. Once formed, the crystal seems to survive indefinitely.