Recently de Thanhoffer de Völcsey and Van den Bergh classified the Euler forms on a free abelian group of rank 4 having the properties of the Euler form of a smooth projective surface. There are two types of solutions: one corresponding to double-struckP1×double-struckP1 (and non‐commutative quadrics), and an infinite family indexed by the natural numbers. For m=0,1 there are commutative and non‐commutative surfaces having this Euler form, whilst for m⩾2 there are no commutative surfaces. In this paper, we construct sheaves of maximal orders on surfaces having these Euler forms, giving a geometric construction for their numerical blowups.