Here, strongly orientation‐dependent lateral photoconductivity of a CdSe monolayer colloidal quantum wells (CQWs) possessing short‐chain ligands is reported. A controlled liquid‐air self‐assembly technique is utilized to deliberately engineer the alignments of CQWs into either face‐down (FO) or edge‐up (EO) orientation on the substrate as opposed to randomly oriented (RO) CQWs prepared by spin‐coating. Adapting planar configuration metal‐semiconductor‐metal (MSM) photodetectors, it is found that lateral conductivity spans ≈2 orders of magnitude depending on the orientation of CQWs in the film in the case of utilizing short ligands. The long native ligands of oleic acid (OA) are exchanged with short‐chain ligands of 2‐ethylhexane‐1‐thiol (EHT) to reduce the inter‐platelet distance, which significantly improved the photoresponsivity from 4.16, 0.58, and 4.79 mA W−1 to 528.7, 6.17, and 94.2 mA W−1, for the MSM devices prepared with RO, FO, and EO, before and after ligands exchange, respectively. Such CQW orientation control profoundly impacts the photodetector performance also in terms of the detection speed (0.061 s/0.074 s for the FO, 0.048 s/0.060 s for the EO compared to 0.10 s/0.16 s for the RO, for the rise and decay time constants, respectively) and the detectivity (1.7 × 1010, 2.3 × 1011, and 7.5 × 1011 Jones for the FO, EO, and RO devices, respectively) which can be further tailored for the desired optoelectronic device applications. Attributed to charge transportation in colloidal films being proportional to the number of hopping steps, these findings indicate that the solution‐processed orientation of CQWs provides the ability to tune the photoconductivity of CQWs with short ligands as another degree of freedom to exploit and engineer their absorptive devices.