Currently, booming telecom technology and digital systems bring convenience to human life and generate a large amount of electromagnetic interference (EMI), which not only affects information security but also causes harmful electromagnetic radiation pollution. [1] To address these electromagnetic pollution problems, [2,3] various EMI shielding materials have been developed. [4] Among them, iron oxide, a typical magneto-dielectric material with both magnetic loss and dielectric loss, is one of the most attractive microwave-absorbing materials. [5] However, limitations on the direct application of magneto-dielectric materials or conventional metal-based materials in EMI shielding fields still exist due to high density, high material thickness, fabrication difficulty, and unsatisfactory shielding effectiveness. [6,7] Thus, the development of ideal EMI shielding materials that are lightweight, construable, and thermally stable and have strong absorption capacities is essential and urgently needed. Wood is a natural lightweight composite that has excellent mechanical properties and unique mesostructures resulting from its natural growth. [8] One of the best features of wood is its structural anisotropy with vertically aligned channels, which are used to pump ions, water, and other ingredients through the wood trunk to meet its metabolic needs. [9] Recently, different approaches for the modification and functionalization of wood have been studied to improve wood quality and raise its added value. [10] Hu and co-workers utilized natural wood to fabricate functional transparent wood composites that exhibit extraordinary anisotropic optical and mechanical properties. [11] Yu et al. reported a simple strategy for the large-scale fabrication of artificial polymeric woods with outstanding performance, including mechanical strength comparable to that of natural wood, preferable corrosion resistance to water and acid with no decrease in the mechanical properties, as well as excellent thermal insulation and fire retardancy. [12] Yuan et al. prepared a stiff, thermally stable, and highly anisotropic carbonized wood composite with EMI shielding effectiveness by incorporating silver nanowires (AgNWs). [13] Although the carbon composite is lightweight with good EMI shielding performance, AgNWs are expensive, and a high loading of AgNWs would result in complicated processing, large amounts of agglomerates, and poor mechanical strength. For general application, wood materials usually need preservation and coloring, where the coloration is typically obtained by impregnating wood with organic pigments or coating wood sheets with toxic and volatile organic varnish. [14] These solutions are ineffective when exposed to UV radiation or heating. With the development of state-of-art techniques, iron oxide pigment has become the second most used inorganic pigment, and it includes multiple colors, such as iron oxide red, iron oxide yellow, iron