In 2007, the World Health Organization (WHO) and the Joint United Nations Programme on HIV and AIDS (UNAIDS) approved a campaign to circumcise millions of African boys and men. This policy followed the results of three randomized trials published between 2005 and 2007 reporting a relative risk reduction in female-to-male transmission of HIV of 50%-60% among circumcised men. 1 Given the urgency of the HIV crisis in sub-Saharan Africa (SSA), which represents over 70% of the global infection burden, 2 it is understandable that public health officials would seize on such an apparent "silver bullet." Between 2008-2018, 23 million men and boys underwent so-called "voluntary medical male circumcision" (VMMC) in