Given a graph G = (V, E) with vertex weights w(v) and a desired number of parts k, the goal in graph partitioning problems is to partition the vertex set V into parts V 1 , . . . , V k . Metrics for compactness, contiguity, and balance of the parts V i are frequent objectives, with much existing literature focusing on compactness and balance. Revisiting an old method known as striping, we give the first polynomial-time algorithms with guaranteed contiguity and provable bicriteria approximations for compactness and balance for planar grid graphs. We consider several types of graph partitioning, including when vertex weights vary smoothly or are stochastic, reflecting concerns in various real-world instances. We show significant improvements in experiments for balancing workloads for the fire department and reducing over-policing using 911 call data from South Fulton, GA.