“…Given the perverse incentives enabled by current mechanisms of evaluation in higher education, is it any surprise that scholars act in self-serving ways: they treat graduate students with disdain (K. J. Baker, 2018;Braxton et al, 2011;Noy and Ray, 2012), steal each other's ideas (Bouville, 2008;Douglas, 1992;Grossberg, 2004;Hansson, 2008;Lawrence, 2002;Martin, 1997;Resnik, 2012), engage in citation gaming practices (Baccini et al, 2019; Cronin, 2014; Gruber, 2014; Rouhi, 2017; Sabaratnam and Kirby, 2014) such as "citation cartels" (Franck, 1999;Onbekend et al, 2016) or even outright citation malpractice (Davenport and Snyder, 1995), cite only those with whom they agree (Hojat et al, 2003;Mahoney, 1977), insist that their Ph.D. students cite them in every work (Hüppauf, 2018;Sugimoto, 2014), require undergraduates buy their $200 book, 4 manipulate images to better suit their argument (Clark, 2013;Cromey, 2010;Jordan, 2014), manipulate p-values (Gelman and Loken, 2013;Head et al, 2015;Wicherts et al, 2016), 5 denigrate competitors' research in peer review (Balietti et al, 2016;Lee and Schunn, 2011;Mahoney, 1977;Mallard et al, 2009;Penders, 2018;Rouhi, 2017)-or openly ridicule earnest peer review of what turn out to be hoax papers (Mounk et al, 2018;Schliesser, 2018;White, 2004)-or change their research to suit the metrics, as Aagaard et al (2015) and Díaz-Faes et al (2016) and many others …”