We present a theoretical investigation of the near-edge X-ray absorption fine structure and the Auger−Meitner decay spectra of ethylene and its cation. Herein, we demonstrate that our method, coupled with the nuclear ensemble approach, successfully reproduces the natural bandwidth structure of the experimental resonant Auger−Meitner decay spectra of ethylene, which is not very well reproduced within the Franck−Condon approximation. Furthermore, we analyze the Auger−Meitner decay spectra of the ethylene cation in light of minimum energy conical intersection structures involving the two lowest cationic states (D 1 and D 0 ), providing valuable insights into the ultrafast D 1 /D 0 relaxation dynamics. Our results suggest that Auger−Meitner electron spectroscopy can help elucidate the mechanism behind the initial 20 fs of the relaxation dynamics.