In his memoir of time spent studying lizards in the Australian outback, Eric Pianka imagines facing trial for excessive, wanton, and merciless killing of the reptiles. His defense, that collecting tens of thousands of lizards underpinned a formidable lifetime contribution to herpetology and community ecology, fails to convince a lizard jury, which finds him guilty. He is subsequently eaten alive by a gigantic varanid, Megalania prisca. Eric never suffered this saurian retribution, but he came close to dying in other ways on several occasions, most recently after being gored by one of his bison. Eric always made it through these near misses, and even "survived" a hoax in which a colleague falsely announced his death. But to the dismay of his friends, colleagues, and family, Eric finally and definitely died, quietly, on September 12, 2022, at his home in the Texas Hill Country, with his daughter, Gretchen, at his side.