Residential green is associated with beneficial health effects in humans, while urban stressors, such as air pollution and noise, are correlated negatively with health. Benefits in health and behavioural states related to residential green include, for example, better skin condition, lower stress (markers), better mental health, and more physical activity. Several health outcomes related to residential green are linked to facial appearance. Face shape and texture are affected by, for example, stress markers, diet, mental health, and air pollution. Therefore in the current paper, I argue and hypothesize that residential green is linked to facial appearance. Rated physical and mental health, attractiveness, and positive expression are assumed to be associated positively with the amount of residential green. Support for this hypothesis would have implications for research in/on environmental health, face perception, mental health, and environmental psychology.