We consider correlation functions of single trace operators approaching the cusps of null polygons in a double-scaling limit where so-called cusp times t 2 i = g 2 log x 2 i−1,i log x 2 i,i+1 are held fixed and the t'Hooft coupling is small. With the help of stampedes, symbols and educated guesses, we find that any such correlator can be uniquely fixed through a set of coupled lattice PDEs of Toda type with several intriguing novel features. These results hold for most conformal gauge theories with a large number of colours, including planar N = 4 SYM.