“…He practiced dentistry in his stocking feet and developed his own nomenclature for dental instruments. For example, to a dental assistant, he said, “Pookie, would you hand me a double bombo for this single frackle?” Clearly, a typical Naval Dental Officer he wasn't, so Bob wound up in the Navy court system prosecuting, defending, and judging such heinous crimes as “being AWOL, bringing 3.2 beer aboard base, being caught in the sack with a WAVE, and failing to obey the order of a noncom.” Since Bob set the docket, he attended court every other day and spent the rest of his time making furniture in the hobby shop [Gorlin, 1993].…”