We report the various escape channels available to dirhodium carbene intermediates from cycloheptatrienyl diazo compounds with density functional theory. An intramolecular cyclopropanation would, in principle, provide a new route to semibullvalenes. A full exploration of the potential energy surface reveals that methylating carbon-7 suppresses a competing β-hydride migration pathway to heptafulvene products, giving semibullvalene formation a reasonable chance. During our explorations, we additionally discovered unusual spirononatriene, spironorcaradiene, and metal-stabilized 9-barbaralyl cation structures as local minima.