In cortical neurons, spontaneous membrane potential fluctuations affect the likelihood of firing an action potential. Yet despite retaining sensitivity to random electrical noise in gating signaling outcomes, these cells achieve highly accurate computations with extraordinary energy efficiency. A new approach models the inherently probabilistic nature of cortical neuron firing as a thermodynamic process of non-deterministic computation. Typically, the cortical neuron is modeled as a binary computational unit, in either an off-state or an on-state, but here, the cortical neuron is modeled as a two-state quantum system, with some probability of switching from an off-state to an on-state. This approach explicitly takes into account the contribution of random electrical noise in gating signaling outcomes, particularly during cortical up-states. In this model, the membrane potential is described as the mixed sum of all component microstates, or the quantity of von Neumann entropy encoded by the computational unit. This distribution of macrostates is given by a density matrix, which undergoes a unitary change of basis as each unit, System A, interacts with its surrounding environment, System B. Any linear correlations reduce the number of distinguishable pure states, leading to the selection of an optimal system state in the present context. This process of information compression is shown to be equivalent to the extraction of predictive value from a thermodynamic quantity of information. Calculations demonstrate that estimated coulomb scattering profiles and decoherence timescales in cortical neurons are consistent with a quantum system, with random electrical noise driving signaling outcomes.