This essay reveals a flaw in the critical consensus that regards Ezra Pound as the intellectual "midwife" of The Waste Land, a metaphor used so frequently over the last century it has become a critical commonplace. By detailing the various ways that Pound's use of reproductive language was drawn from a contemporaneous medical debate about midwifery-a hitherto unrecognized influence-this essay provides a fuller understanding of the rhetoric Pound used to discredit female writers and editors, while also highlighting the importance of feminist attention to the critical conversation itself.