We present a relativistic effective field theory for the interaction between acoustic and gapped phonons, in the limit of small gap. While the former are the Goldstone modes associated to the spontaneous breaking of spacetime symmetries, the latter are pseudo-Goldstones, associated to some (small) explicit breaking. We hence dub them "pseudo-acoustic" phonons. In this first investigation, we build our effective theory for the cases of one and two spatial dimensions, two atomic species, and assuming large distance isotropy. As an illustrative example, we show how the theory can be applied to compute the total lifetime of both acoustic and pseudo-acoustic phonons. This construction can find applications that range from the physics of bi-layer graphene to sub-GeV dark matter detectors.