A 58-year-old male operations manager with no significant past medical history presented with a 1.5 cm subcutaneous mass on the dorsal aspect of his left hand, between his thumb and index finger. While the mass had grown slowly over the prior six weeks, there was no associated pain, paresthesias, or weakness. The patient had no constitutional complaints or fever. He could recall no trauma or insect bites at the site and denied environmental exposures such as manicures or working with soil or standing water. He was a nonsmoker with occasional alcohol consumption and no illicit drug use.On physical exam, the mass was firm, nontender, nonmobile, and adherent to the skin with slight overlying erythema. The patient had a full range of motion and intact strength and sensation with no axillary or cervical lymphadenopathy. The mass did not transilluminate.