Pach showed that every d + 1 sets of points Q1, . . . , Q d+1 ⊂ R d contain linearly sized subsets Pi ⊂ Qi such that all the transversal simplices that they span intersect. We show, by means of an example, that a topological extension of Pach's theorem does not hold with subsets of size C(log n) 1/(d−1) . We show that this is tight in dimension 2, for all surfaces other than S 2 . Surprisingly, the optimal bound for S 2 in the topological version of Pach's theorem is of the order (log n) 1/2 . We conjecture that, among higher dimensional manifolds, spheres are similarly distinguished. This improves upon the results of Bárány, Meshulam, Nevo and Tancer.