Dedicated to Vladimir Maz'ya in occasion of his eightieth birthday, with great esteem, deep admiration, and eight winks to his musical moments [208, Sect. 4.8] Abstract.-Turbulence is a long-standing mystery. We survey some of the existing (and sometimes contradictory) results and suggest eight natural questions whose answers would increase the mathematical understanding of this phenomenon; each of these questions, yet, gives rise to ten subquestions.