In this work we explored the excited state reactivity of triplet chlorobenzenes with density functional theory and a cluster‐continuum approach. We modeled two competing reactions: a direct abstraction of hydrogen from a solvent molecule and solvolysis via photo‐SN2Ar. Electron donating (–OMe, –CH2SiMe3, –SiMe3) and withdrawing (–CN) substituents not only have distinct effects on the triplet geometries, inducing structural distortions due to the relief of excited state antiaromaticity, but also affect the reactivity of the system. Therefore, electron‐rich chlorobenzenes favor the radical reduction, while electron deficiency opens the possibility for solvolysis. Both reactions are energetically comparable to or more favorable then the dissociation of the C‐Cl bond to form triplet or singlet aryl cations, the intermediates considered responsible for these reactivities. Our findings can be correlated with experimental results on similar systems available from the literature, deeming the proposed pathways as viable alternatives to established mechanisms involving aryl cations.